Noun: Bitch (bich):
Synonyms:
Twat, recondite cinnamon knot, douche twaddle
- A miserable and despicable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He, or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates other people having fun.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that new titty bar,
Mike is being a bitch."
- A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
- What you become when you fail at giving head, pool, bowling, farting and/or queefing contests
- Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
- Crying, moaning, and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11
pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra,
waaaaaah!"
- Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children with poopie diapers and runny noses, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum and an entrée of fricassee gerbil droppings.
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