Slipping out and stubbing your boner on her taint, shouldn't be considered an intentional act to enter the butt-hole, rather, it should be viewed as a schadenfreunde moment, akin to catching your ball-sack in a zipper.
Not to suggest that anal sex between a man and a woman is right or wrong, but why is it that you never hear the phrase "He made love to me in the ass?"
Call me an "old softy" although I prefer the term "distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection",
but in the good old days you needed to show a woman great romance and respect before you could even wedge a pinky into the penultimate female ice-hole pleasure pit. these days it seems everyone bleaches their dirty starfish in sybaritic anticipation of a prodigious porcine protuberance entrance without resistance .
So on this independence day, I can say, despite Ben Franklin's historic French bacchanals and groin crushing fetish, the founding fathers never thought to address the state of anal sex because they knew it would always be a choice that tyranny wouldn't dare to regulate.
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