Thursday, July 19, 2018

Turd Ferguson

Would it be funny to mention that many marathon runners shit their pants during the races?
look I know it is hard to run without having a relaxed sphincter, but eating a bran-laden bowl of oatmeal before the race seems a bit otiose, or meretricious, depending on the desired end result you were going for.
I normally don't like talking politics because...well you know, people in this day and age can't take a joke let alone look at facts and logic to form a reason for a position. But, this climate has brought back the lost art of name-calling as a shaming method. Too bad instead of calling people racist, misogynistic, homophobic, etc etc these prosaic political dolts couldn't be a little more creative.

 I'd like to see more comedic diversity in the name calling.
Bring back phrases like- dicknose, twatface, and dog-fart snarf. If you want to raise voter awareness and bring on a comedic awkwardness in the process, there is nothing like a little creative and inclusive name calling to tilt those scales

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